Hiding behind the internet

So I kinda just realised that whatever I say…you have to take my word on it. I feel I should exploit this fact more.

On a completely unrelated note, I thought I’d tell you about my day.

Just an average quiet day, but on my way home from the gym (where I’d been since 5am) I did stop to save some orphans from a burning bus. No big deal really, and the heat wasn’t too much a problem really as I’d already given my coat to a homeless guy, so I was a bit cold anyway.

I might go and write a song about my walk home now…I had One Direction on the phone earlier begging for me to write them another one so I figure I should help them out. Oh no! Actually I can’t, I sold my guitar to raise money for that charity…so I guess I’ll ju…oh, that’s my phone…I’d better get that.

Yep? Oh it’s you again…this is the fourth time you’ve called today! No…look I’ve told you before, you have to be able to do these things yourself. I’m busy writing my blog right now, so can’t help you…oh pull yourself together your majesty…I’ll text you later.

Right, where was I? Ah yes, so I was telling you about my day…but it’s going to have to wait I’m afraid, just realised I’m late for that Top Gear recording…now what did I do with those white overalls?

Thank you

Iain jb

Ok, so I feel I should clarify that this is a joke. I find it hilarious the way people so often subtly lie on the Internet and so am exaggerating that for comic effect. It’s a type of humour. No…seriously it is! Go Google it.