Hello! Welcome to Iain's:
'Guide to surviving in the very specific parts of London that Iain goes to everyday'
I have got to work on snappier titles...
Rule 1: Never apologise, it's a sign of weakness.
Rule 2: If you smile, people will stare.
Rule 3: If you are drawing people on the tube because your university tutors asked you to, don't obviously stare at them.
Rule 3a: In case of failure of rule 3, don't draw anyway who looks like they could beat you up/run faster then you.
Rule 4: Tesco Express's are your friends.
Rule 5: Whilst on tube, never assume your balance is good enough that you don't have to hold on. You are wrong.
Follow these rules and all will be well!
(disclaimer: Iain can not be held responsible for any incidents taking place in London befalling anyone trying to follow these rules...he would however like to hear from you if you've embarrassed yourself whilst in a busy city...not so he can help, but so he can laugh at you).
Thank you
Iain jb
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