I.A.Q's (Infrequently Asked Questions) - Part 2

Part 2!

If you didn't read part 1 (with questions involving Einstein, Robin Van Persie, talking spiders and out of tune pianos) go and read it here before you read part 2:

http://lifeisorganisedchaos.blogspot.co.uk/2013/04/iaqs-infrequently-asked-questions-part-1.html

Anyway, so ready for more infrequently asked questions fresh from the mind's of my Facebook friends?

Slightly scared. Also having quickly glanced at the questions I feel I may need to revise my standard of friend. But let's get on with it.

Do bananas feel naked when we've peeled them?

Oh that's an easy one! I imagine when you peel a banana it's first thoughts would be something more along the lines of:
"OH GOD I'M GOING TO BE EATEN." 
Or 
"*gasp* I CAN BREATHE! FINALLY!"
Rather then:
"Hmm...I do feel rather exposed, I'm awfully embarrassed."

Like I said, easy question...next!

Do houses miss us when we're out?

Oh. Errr...I'm going to go with yes.
If I were a house (that's something I never thought i'd say) I think having somebody walking around doing things would at least be something to watch. I'd get so bored when nobody was in...just sitting there. Silently. 

In fact the other day I got home and realised my house had been crying, and so it must of missed me! Case solved.

(EDIT: Turned out to be rain and a leaky roof, so case unsolved. Sorry.)

If you dropped a Delorean from the sky and it hit 88mph would it go to the centre of the earth?

No. I applaud you're 'Back to the Future reference but it pains me to say no for a couple of reasons. Firstly, you don't specify which Delorean...if this is just a regular car and not the 'Back to the Future' car...you'd simply end up with a mess. Secondly, if this was, indeed, the Delorean which can travel through time from the film series (which by the way was destroyed in the third film anyway) it can only travel in time, not space...so you'd still end up with a giant mess...only this time you'd have a very squished Doc Brown and Marty McFly inside. 

Hmm...that was a depressing answer. I don't like that answer. I'm going to change my answer to yes. Just because it would be cooler. 

Yes.

Does a television watch us when it's on?

*shudder*
That's a creepy thought. 
But I can say no. No a TV does not watch us when it's on. That would be ridiculous.

A computer however...

And now before we all get involved in a dodgy poorly constructed webcam based horror film plot it's time to say goodbye.



If I didn't answer your question don't be offended or anything, I ended up picking at random...but if I get a few more anytime in the future I'll make sure to go back to answer some of the ones I missed too.

Now where else could you find a blog that includes the lines:

"if you peel a banana it's first thoughts would be"
"if I were a house"
 and "a very squished Doc Brown"

all in one post?

*waves*

Thank you
Iain jb